random acts of boredom

bridgettelizabeth: applebottom:suicideblonde:tracking

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:12:01 -0500

bridgettelizabeth:

applebottom:suicideblonde:tracking

duplo: Holy moly check out that ponytail grab!!! New Mexico is...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:39:01 -0500

duplo:

Holy moly check out that ponytail grab!!!

New Mexico is one dirty team.

rachell: “You ever walk behind someone walking so slow you have...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:58:41 -0500

rachell:

“You ever walk behind someone walking so slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? ‘…You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason.’ You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? ‘…Get the fuck away from me… what are we—on a date here? I don’t even know you.’

Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo… you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you’ll be a millionaire? They’re like, ‘whatever’. HAHA! I get to press the walk button [at the intersection] for you! … You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, ‘What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?’ You always press ‘em, you’re like, ‘…maybe I didn’t press it hard enough…’ Then someone will come up and be like, ‘Did you press it?’ —‘Yeah, I pressed it.’ They’re like, ‘Why don’t you press it again?’—‘You’re like, ‘Yeah I’ll press it again.’ Then at that point it changes and you’re like, ‘I did that. I changed the traffic in the city… I have a lot of power.’ You ever been walking right toward somebody though, and then you walk to the right, and then they walk to the right, then you walk left, they walk left? You know how there’s like that awkward moment? …Just lean forward and kiss ‘em.
‘….looked like you wanted it from my angle.’
Then when they’re walking away just hit ‘em on the ass. (Pshhh) ‘You’ll be back! You’ll be back for some of that loving.”

— Jim Gaffigan

And the best job in the world goes to...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:37:40 -0500

sharingtime: …genius TV writer/producer Sam Simon, who last worked on The Simpsons in 1993. “Sam is...

(via nerviosismo)

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:10:10 -0500

(via nerviosismo)

monshanx: fuckyeahdetroitredwings: This man got his 50th...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:02:08 -0500

monshanx:

fuckyeahdetroitredwings:

This man got his 50th career shutout last night.

Fuck yes, Ozzie…

Ozzie! Ozzie! Ozzie!

brieflynoted: joshruben: We got new cameras! I’m going to be...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:01:25 -0500

brieflynoted:

joshruben:

We got new cameras!

I’m going to be joining you soon, Josh!

That’s a nice looking Bolex…

louisepalanker: The Beatles remasters will be sold for the...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:59:19 -0500

louisepalanker:

The Beatles remasters will be sold for the first time in digital form on a limited edition apple-shaped USB drive on December 8th.

The price: $279.99 at the online Beatles Store. Yikes. Does that include an actual Beatle? What do they like to eat?

I hope it includes a live Beatle…

The Decline - NOFX

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:53:42 -0500

Where Are All The Stupid People From?And How’d They Get To Be So Dumb?Bred On Purple Mountain...

zombify: jesus is a kind of zombie… it’s written ! post by...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:16:15 -0500

zombify:

jesus is a kind of zombie… it’s written !

post by graffr

paulscheer: My Favorite Halloween Costume (Via Slashfilm)

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:12:26 -0500

paulscheer:

My Favorite Halloween Costume

(Via Slashfilm)

suicideblonde: Bring Your Daughter To Work Day at the...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:00:45 -0500

suicideblonde:

Bring Your Daughter To Work Day at the Deathstar

dalasverdugo: Outtake. My Name Is Earl dalas

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:03:43 -0500

dalasverdugo:

Outtake.

My Name Is ~~Earl~~ dalas

I'm kind of over going to bars.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:54:02 -0400

soupsoup: Maybe I am getting old but the idea of spending a night at a bar doesn’t appeal to me...

topherchris: Last night, I dreamt this was remade with zombies...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:51:05 -0400

topherchris:

Last night, I dreamt this was remade with zombies instead of Muppets.

It was undeniably awesome.

What if they were zombie muppets? Either way, I’d watch it.

imperiousrex: wolfmank: Hey Jude Flow Chart…. ...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:45:05 -0400

imperiousrex:

wolfmank:

Hey Jude Flow Chart…. awesome.

loveallthis:

Inspired by jeannr, I flowcharted the Beatles classic, ‘Hey Jude.’

Because I love this song

oats: dpstyles: foursquare: Have you seen this video? It’s...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:42:27 -0400

oats:

dpstyles: foursquare:

Have you seen this video? It’s from a subway station in Stockholm, Sweden where some designers were trying to create an incentive for people to skip the escalator and take the stairs. Their solution was to turn the steps into a piano where each step would play a different musical note - basically creating a way to make the taking the stairs more fun than taking the escalator. And it worked.

SO COOL

Jimmy McMillan, founder of the “Rent is Too Damn...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:37:49 -0400

Jimmy McMillan, founder of the “Rent is Too Damn High” party.

See my previous post for more info

Jimmy McMillan for Mayor!

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:21:00 -0400

Jimmy McMillan for Mayor!: I thought this guy was a joke when I was reading through the NYC voter...

"Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping the floor and the..."

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:32:52 -0400

““Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping the floor...