1. Sit on desk and stare at me.
2. Meow as pitiful as possible.
3. Ignore me saying, “You are not getting my damn chair.”
4. Jump down off of desk and circle chair.
5. Claw her way up the back of the chair.
6. Perch herself on my shoulders.
7. Begin to wedge herself between me and the chair.
8. More pitiful meowing.
9. Hear me say, “Fuck it have the chair! I need a smoke anyway.”
10. Curl up in chair.
11. Watch me with a look of “I told you I’d get the chair.”
12. Sleep.
oh my god, i have a chair war with my cat every day.
Spooky, stop stealing Daddy’s chair! :p
as i am reading this, my cat is sitting between me and the keyboard, waiting for me to leave so he can curl up and go to sleep in his favorite spot
