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Whenever I see a guy with a lame tattoo, I take it upon myself to tell them.
“Yo dude, why do you have a compass tattoo on your arm?” I asked the guy next to me on the bus.
“Because I fucked your girl last night,” he replied.
The bro next to him began to laugh.
“Well then I applaud you, sir, for you now have the clap,” I said. “And how do I know? Because I gave it to her.”
“Hey everyone!” he shouted. “This dude next to me has the clap!”
Two could play that game.
“Hey everyone!” I shouted louder. “I have the clap!”
The entire bus laughed. They were on my side, I could tell.
“I also have feline AIDS,” I said quietly.
The guy looked serious.
“How do you even get that?” he asked.
“Usually just takes a ball of yarn, catnip, and a whole lotta patience.”
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Here’s a good laugh to start your morning off right!
