jmdickinson:

I always thought Sneeches was about class struggle.

jmdickinson:

I always thought Sneeches was about class struggle.

(Source: sweendawg)

“Bell said the company plans to order a small canning line that will do about 500 cans per minute. It will be placed in the same room as the brewery’s bottling line. “The staff has done a lot of due diligence and research on it,” Bell said. “It’s going to be very easy to make the decision and place the order.” Bell said the brewery will can Oberon and a “couple other brands to start.” “I think Two Hearted in a can is a great idea,” Bell said of the brewery’s No. 2 seller.”

Bell’s Brewery remains ‘fiercely independent’ after resolving shareholder issues, plans to invest $15 million in 2013 | MLive.com (via michaelikesit)

This is spectacular news. I just wish I could get it in Brooklyn :-(

thatisawesome:

Here’s How To Make The Perfect Cup Of Tea

thatisawesome:

Here’s How To Make The Perfect Cup Of Tea

So…who wants to pay me for watching YouTube videos, checking sports news / scores, reading blogs about technology and filmmaking, while making homemade beef stock? Anyone?…Bueller?

So…who wants to pay me for watching YouTube videos, checking sports news / scores, reading blogs about technology and filmmaking, while making homemade beef stock? Anyone?…Bueller?

The “Mortal Kombat” and “lunch order” sections are my favorite parts, hahahaha

huffpostcomedy:


Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:
“Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know. And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”
- from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

[via oldloves]

huffpostcomedy:

Bill Murray on Gilda Radner:

“Gilda got married and went away. None of us saw her anymore. There was one good thing: Laraine had a party one night, a great party at her house. And I ended up being the disk jockey. She just had forty-fives, and not that many, so you really had to work the music end of it. There was a collection of like the funniest people in the world at this party. Somehow Sam Kinison sticks in my brain. The whole Monty Python group was there, most of us from the show, a lot of other funny people, and Gilda. Gilda showed up and she’d already had cancer and gone into remission and then had it again, I guess. Anyway she was slim. We hadn’t seen her in a long time. And she started doing, “I’ve got to go,” and she was just going to leave, and I was like, “Going to leave?” It felt like she was going to really leave forever.

So we started carrying her around, in a way that we could only do with her. We carried her up and down the stairs, around the house, repeatedly, for a long time, until I was exhausted. Then Danny did it for a while. Then I did it again. We just kept carrying her; we did it in teams. We kept carrying her around, but like upside down, every which way—over your shoulder and under your arm, carrying her like luggage. And that went on for more than an hour—maybe an hour and a half—just carrying her around and saying, “She’s leaving! This could be it! Now come on, this could be the last time we see her. Gilda’s leaving, and remember that she was very sick—hello?”

We worked all aspects of it, but it started with just, “She’s leaving, I don’t know if you’ve said good-bye to her.” And we said good-bye to the same people ten, twenty times, you know. 

And because these people were really funny, every person we’d drag her up to would just do like five minutes on her, with Gilda upside down in this sort of tortured position, which she absolutely loved. She was laughing so hard we could have lost her right then and there.

It was just one of the best parties I’ve ever been to in my life. I’ll always remember it. It was the last time I saw her.”

- from Live from New York: an Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live

[via oldloves]

photojojo:

Seth Tara has shot an inspiring series for the History Channel entitled, “Know Where You Stand.” The set depicts modern people revisiting historic landmarks, with a black and white layer from the past. 

History Channel Photos Series Shows Our Interaction With the Past

via Reddit

The King Pong lobby is closed
To all the on-lookers in the street
“Is there no other place to play ping pong around here?”

A homeless man carries bags of cans underground,
His cart unattended at the top of the stairs.
One trip done, four more at least.

Transvestites sloppily eat Chipotle on the train
Two kids scream at each other on the platform
“your candy is trash!”

I transfer to the F.

At Bergen street, the poster reads:
“Freedom is mine”
Russell Crowe retorts:
“I am the law”

A pregnant woman in a burka
Stands alone on the corner
Turning her wedding ring in her hand

An urban ode to the city that never sleeps?
Hardly.
Just another Tuesday night commute home from work.

soxiam:

For Justin

hahaha…nice

soxiam:

For Justin

hahaha…nice

Director's cut of the Samsung Galaxy S III commercial
  • SCENE: MOM, DAUGHTER 1, and DAUGHTER 2 stand curbside, wishing DAD well on his business trip.
  • DAD: Bye girls! Love you!
  • DAUGHTER 1: Daddy, we made you a video for your trip!
  • DAUGHTER 2: Yeah, watch it on the airplane!
  • DAD: Ok.
  • MOM: Here you go.
  • MOM and DAD touch their Samsung Galaxy S III phones together to transfer the video.
  • DAD: Thanks girls!
  • MOM (to DAD): Hey! I also made you a video!
  • DAD: Aww, that’s so sweet!
  • MOM: You probably shouldn’t watch it on the plane.
  • MOM gives DAD a look that says she is ready to fuuuuuuck. DAD looks flustered.
  • Cab driven by CABBIE pulls away.
  • DAD (to CABBIE): I haven't been attracted to my wife in years. Wanna watch a video of her stripping? I'm not interested. I've been going through the motions since the girls were born. She's been trying to reconnect with me intimately, but we both know it's not going to happen, despite the miraculous technology of the Samsung Galaxy S III that easily and conveniently brings us together.
  • CABBIE: You have it rough in your upper-middle class existence. That 401k. Those two beautiful kids.
  • DAD: We do okay. I shouldn't be complaining. Or cheating on my wife. But you know how that goes!
  • CABBIE: I do indeed, except for the part where I make a living wage and have cheated on my wife. I've been with my wife for 50 years, and she'll die unless she gets a heart transplant tomorrow. Anyways, I hear the Samsung Galaxy S III has great video quality.
  • DAD: Sure does. Check this one I made of my mistress blowing me.
  • DAD shows CABBIE the graphic video.
  • CABBIE: Wow, what is that, 720p HD at 30 frames per second?
  • DAD: Sure is. I'd like to see the iPhone do that!
  • CABBIE: Can I get a copy of that?
  • DAD: Absolutely.
  • DAD and CABBIE touch their Samsung S III phones together.
  • CABBIE watches the sex tape on his phone as he drives, distracting him, and causing him to run the cab into a telephone pole. The cab explodes. A DUDE stands on the side of the road, filming the entire thing with his Samsung Galaxy S III.
  • DUDE: That cab just fucking blew up! And the video quality on this Samsung Galaxy S III is sick!
  • END SCENE

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